Puppy: It's an animated show that people of old terra called.
*cuts to the people of throne room watching it*Įmperor: BY THE MANY HOLES OF TERRA, WHAT IN THE FUCKNUGGET WAS THAT?! Lancea de lumen!!!*spear stab the shit out of her*ĪAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA AAAAAA AAAAA- *chaotic explosion*Īnd the world is saved, thanks to the Saint Khalida and the Daughters of Magnus! No! Nooooooo! *tries to create a portal* next time i'll get my reven-*turns around and notices the watchful daughter* *defeated panic screams* Now the forces of the Imperium got the upper hand of the battle for the planet.ĭoM 1: For the Emperor!*psychic shockwaves that destroy many daemons*ĭoM 2: For the Crimson King!*teleports near enemies to necksnap them*Īnd last but not least, for the humanity!!!*spear beams the rest of the ruinous power creatures* Just kill, main and burn those useless bitches! Now! *suddenly daughters of magnus making magical girls action poses*ĭoM: FOR THE IMPERIUM OF MAN!*imperial charge* *now in red and glorious gold armor with a long spear of light* I am Khalida, the ever watchful daughter, will not let any of you abominations lay a hand on the innocents!*spear stabs the ground, making a huge flash* "Shut the fuck up and appreciate the viewing!" Khalida: Do not worry children of the Emperor, for i am here!*magical girl transformation* Random daemon: Isn't Celestine your real nemesis? *instant bolt of holy lightning, with lady appearing at it* *shows an image of his badass manly face*YOUR PRAYERS AND BADASS LAST STAND SHALL BE ANSWERED WITH ULTMOST GLORY!!!!! "God-Emperor, please hear my prayer to save my dear planet, my people, my dear friends and family, WHILE I GIVE MY LIFE TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THESE FIENDS!"*goes against a number of giant of daemons* "It's too much for me! I can't take it anymore!" *imperial guards tries to keep the foul creatures at bay, but being what they are, fails fantastically* Miriael Sabathiel: *daemon laugh* kneel before the most vile being in the galaxy! Or else i'll turn everyone bald and weak, And slowly kill each one of you. *massives blasts happen, revealing a huge chaotic ship* Until daemon army of the evil witch Miriael arrived to corrupt and take control! *shows the mentioned scenario with everyone drawn with happy expression in their faces* It was a calm day in the imperial world Osakus, the citizens were living in a happy life, happily working to give strenght to the great and mighty Imperium of man!
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